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Anything, that was the BOMB when new, but NEVER lived up to the company's expectations.
Video game consoles like the "virtual boy" or the nokia's N-Gage, might be a "good idea" in a parallel universe; but like movies on UMDs, they're only instant antiques here.
Gay. Homosexual.
As coined by Baroness Knight.
Graham Norton is very good at antiques.
A phrase to say when someone says a phrase wrong; A phrase to say when someone says a phrase in the wrong context.
"That was the wrong antique squirrel!"
Sexual act performed at fine gentleman’s clubs around the world. A woman, usually for hire, fills her anus with fine Colombian powder and flatulates in a man’s face. This gives a ghost like appearance and instant euphoria.
I was ripping rails off a strippers ass. Some fell into her crack and she Colombian Antiqued me.
Did you hear about Ben’s mom?
She got pregnant.
She’s a total antique fishtank now.
The type of humour is from people born between 1945-1975. This humour has themes of iPhones, young people having entitlement, how young people don’t understand how books work, and how everyone is addicted to their phones
After my dad made a joke that I’m addicted to my phone, I told him the joke was antiquated humour
a gathering of old and/or retired persons
The VFW is such an antique show, but man those guys can party.
I got an invitation to the ultimate antique show...the AARP!