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Anxiety poop

Having an extreme urge to poop when you have to make a decision at that very moment or with a large group of people, especially family members and everyone is being indecisive, not saying much, talking over each other.

You could also just start thinking about an event coming up that is going to be awkward and uncomfortable because of the people that are going to be there.

Sharon sent an email to her entire family asking if anyone wants to book a room for the Disneyland trip at that very moment because there are only 2 rooms left. Terry gets anxiety poop because she has not decided whether she is going or not.

Peg got anxiety poop when she started thinking about Jan being at the upcoming wedding that she was attending on Friday.

by Terry & Peg forever September 13, 2011

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social anxiety

Characterized by extreme self-consciousness. A condition in which the subject may be consistently nervous, fearing judgement and over-rationalizing, taking things apart to much, often worrying about what others may think of them, not to mention feeling like they are always being looked at.

I think that wierd guy who comes in here now and then, the one who always seems kind of nervous and doesn't make eye contact, has social anxiety. Sucks.

All socially anxious people should unite and start a community together. Approach your fellow nervous wreck. Also, socially anxious people should all date each other, because it's near impossible to get along with others. Fuck everyone else, there's nothing wrong with us.

by Chuck October 5, 2003

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Joke Anxiety

The time between telling a joke to a person or group of persons and their respective reaction(s).

Me: Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Kimi: I don't know, why?!
Me: Because they're really good at it!
***pause***
***Joke Anxiety building****
Kimi: Haha!

by smwilson829 January 6, 2015


ebay anxiety

The final 30 seconds of an auction when you've just bid. You are in flight or fight mode, hoping that no one will out-bid you, or increase the auction price.

Symptoms usually include light sweats, partial deafness, rudeness to others in room, dilated pupils, finger twitches.

DON'T TALK TO ME RIGHT NOW. My ebay anxiety is kicking in. Let the auction end and I'm all yours.

by vixovixovixo July 6, 2009

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social anxiety

A mental disorder that stops people from living the lives that they had always dreamed of.
Everyday when you step foot outside of your house, it's like constant anxiousness, and you can't really do anything.
It's horrible, and I wouldn't wish it on anybody.
It can get so bad that people can't leave their houses becuase it's not worth it.
You'll never understand what it's like, unless you have it yourself. A lot of people think that it's people overreacting and being shy, but they really have no clue.
This disorder often comes with other disorders, like depression, bipolar, etc.
This disorder can be treated successfully (I think/hope...), but people with social anxiety are too scared or embarassed to ask for help. I think that many people get misdiagnosed when they do ask for help. So many people turn to drugs or alcohol to help them find relief.
People with S.A.D. are misunderstood and I get in trouble becuase I don't talk loud enough and don't do homework assignments (like book reports) so that I don't have to do oral presentations. I can't leave my house by myself.
And a really miserable part of any anxiety disorder is panic attacks which cause people with the disorder to think they're dying or going crazy.

I always dream about what it would be like to not have social anxiety disorder. I can't imagine what it would be like to have one day where I could do everything I've ever imagined. If I ever get treated, or somehow magically it goes away (which I know it never will), I'm going to do everything that I can't do now.

by CutMyWristsAndBlackMyEyes April 3, 2008

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package anxiety

When you know a package is coming for you, and you can't wait, and you start going crazy, and god for bid it doesn't come.

I am expecting an iPod Touch, and I almost died of package anxiety

by MuffinFlavored September 18, 2007

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collectors anxiety

The fear of missing out on content, e.g. in a video game

Due to collectors anxiety I'm checking every spot on the game map twice.

by denimjacketsail May 13, 2020

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