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In hockey, when a player gets an assist on a goal.
Johnny had 2 apples and a goal in the game.
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Word used in testing for brain damage.
The subject will be asked to say apple, jumping will work too.
"Just say apple, a simple word, apple."
*jumps*
"Okay, know what? That's close enough you're a good jumper, that'll help you."
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A computer company, started by Steve Jobs and Steve Wozniak in 1976. Famous for creating the first computer with a GUI (Graphical User Interface), the Apple Lisa, and making the Macintosh, the second most popular operating system after Windows, having a 3% market share.
That's it. No stupid mocking about how they copy other things and sell them for double the price. No whining about Apple Fanboys. Really, people that say Apple is better than PC or the other way around are just stupid. It's all opinions.
Person#1: I just bought a Mac!
Person#2: OK. Personally I don't like Apple, I think their products are expensive.
Person#1: OK. Which OS do you use then?
Person#2: Windows 7.
Person#1: Oh. I used to have Windows 7 before I bought a Mac.
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The act of dispersing rotten apples into your asshole neighbors yard during the middle of the night.
Karma's a bitch. You've just been appled.
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A yummy fruit or an overly priced half eaten fruit.
"Hey I got u an apple for ur bday!"
"Oh I'm allergic sorry"
"I mean the company!"
"Oh sweet! What is it?"
"iPhone 4!"
"Fuck you"
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A Michigan past time where you pick un-edible apples off the gound and throw them at trees as hard as you can to see them explode.
Ethan: I'm so bored today. Wanna do something?
Joey: We could go appleing.