April 24th 565 deadlift

On April 24th it is mandatory for you to gang assault anybody that deadlifted 565 on a yolo pull after high school nationals.

Guy 1: Hey man it’s April 24th 565 deadlift day.
Guy 2: What does that mean?
Guy 1: We have to gang assault anybody who deadlifted 565 on a yolo pull after high school nationals.
Guy 2: Alright then let’s go do it!

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24th April

It’s just a normal fucking day.

Stop trying to make this specific day about ‘r_pe r_pe r_pe’

Even if it is for r_pe victims, the name should be called "National R_pe Awareness Day" instead of just "National R_pe Day"

Stop trying to turn an innocent day into entire drama. It’s just April the 24th, a day where you can be yourself, and lovd yourself.

Guy 1: YAY ITS 24TH APRIL, TIME TO GO R_PE SOMEBODY!
Guy 2: tf is wrong with you man, you are so fucked up and i hope you fucking burn in hell.

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April 24th Stay Away From Men day

STAY AWAY FROM MEN DAY MEN SUCK I GOT RAPED AND APPARENTLY TODAY IS NATIONAL RAPE DAY I DO NOT SUPPORT THIS SO PLEASE STAY SAFE

Dont hurt me

I'm gonna hurt you

Its april 24th stay away from men day stay safe

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24th april

Give your gf almond cookies day.

-Bro why are you buying all those almond cookies?
-Its 24th april, give your gf almond cookies day man.

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24th April

Its buy your girlfriend a pregnancy testing kit day, the day where all boyfriends buy their girlfriends a pregnancy testing kit.

K- hey boo its 24th april, lemme buy yo a preganews

N- awww i would love that

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April 24th

National Josh Day

In honor of the Battle of the Joshes, April 24th is now deemed as National Josh Day

Person A: Hey, remember what happened on April 24th?
Person B: Oh, yeah! The Battle of the Joshes!
Person A: I wonder how the winner, Little Josh, is doing nowadays?

April 24th

National protect people day!

1: you it's April 24th whoo!
2: what no go yo hell you weirdo
1: No its national protect people
2:OH, that'd so much better then r4pe day whoo!