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A typical scene in a porn movie where two or more have sex in any form of water.
"Hey Jim, did they already have the aqua fuck yet?"
"Sorry Tom, you missed it. In fact, they already had the final fuck."
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When you spread your butt cheeks wide open while in the shower to let the water run down your ass crack and wash out any chunks of shit that may have accumulated throughout the day.
My dingleberries were so thick I had to go home and aqua floss.
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The act of pooping in a large body of water (usually the ocean) to avoid using a dirty restroom or digging a hole.
The other day I was surfing with my OCD friend who desperately had to poo. He decided that taking an aqua dump was a much better option than the nearby porta-john.
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A severe case of blue balls, where exploding into a condom resembles the rapid filling of a water balloon.
My girlfriend decided to jack me off under the table during dinner with her parents, and now I have AQUA NUTS!!!
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An aftershave used by women after they finish shaving their "private area."
A man uses Aqua Velva after he shaves his face. A woman uses "Aqua Vulva" after she shaves her crotch.
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Aqua Net® Professional Hair Spray
Unscented Extra Super Hold
All Day All Over Hold.
Extra Super Hold provides greater holding power for hairstyles that demand superior control. This formula gives you long-lasting support and volume so even fine or hard-to-hold hair can look beautiful all day.
All day hold for lasting control.
Gives your hair body and volume without being too stiff or sticky.
Crystal-clear formula won't flake or build up. Made in USA
Directions:
Shake can before use. Keep can upright 10-12 inches from hair and spray evenly. Replace cap after use.
Ingredients:
Water (aqua), Dimethyl Ether, SD Alcohol 40-B (alcohol denat), VA/Crotonates/Vinyl Neodecandate Copolymer, Octylacrylamide/Acrylates Butylaminoethyl Methacrylate Copolymer, Aminomethylpropanol, Sodium Benzoate, Cyclohexylamine, Cyclopentasiloxane, Sodium PCA, Masking Fragrance (parfum)
Warnings:
Flammable. Avoid heat, fire, flame and smoking while spraying and until hair is fully dry. Avoid spraying in eyes. Do not ingest.
Government Warning: Keep out of reach of children.
Contents under pressure. Do not puncture or incinerate. Do not store at temperatures above 120°F. Use only as directed. Intentional misuse by deliberately concentrating and inhaling contents can be harmful or fatal.
Aqua Net was a must for the big fluff. I used it to get max bigness myself. I dated a girl that must've used a can every day. She had a giant crop of hair, and boy did that turn me on!!
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