Ard-on
1. Simultaneously feeling hopeful for humanity and sexually aroused
2. A penile erection caused by seeing a visual image of Jacinda Ardern
"Omg Jacinda Ardern is so beautiful & sexy. She gives me such an Ard-on"
Someone who is only partially retarded.
"Life is better when you are only part-arded. It's like being paraplegic versus quadraplegic."
Yorkshire's finest way of describing a person who is an absolute unit. They are too good for the H in hard.
*An absolute monster of a guy walks down the street*
Person: Oh god he looks ard.
someone who is 'ard is even more Solid than someone who is Solid. People who are 'ard might include Kerrdekerr Young Man and Potato.
Kerrdekerr is so 'ard mahhn, not one u want to mess with amiright?!