you have the homo sex

it mean u gay lol

some guy: lol you're bad
you: stfu you have the homo sex

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When you have no friends

When you have no friends and you have to sit alone at lunch and break

Ew Why does Becky have no friends

When you have no friends

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Stop! You have violated the law!

PAY THE COURT A FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE!

Stop! You have violated the Law!
Pay the court a fine or serve your sentance.
Your stolen goods are now forfeit

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Why don't you have a seat?

The command used by Chris Hansen, of Dateline NBC, before publicly humiliating and destroying would be child molestors on national television. No matter how much the child molestor wants to run, for reasons unknown to man, he cannot leave and always takes a seat.

Chris Hansen: Why don't you have a seat?
Child Molestor: Oh shit! I swear I wasn't going to do anything with that 13 year old boy. I have to go now!
Chris Hansen: Why don't you have a seat right over there.
Child Molestor can't help himself, and has a seat.

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Hey, do you have a minute?

The question falling from the UD addict’s lips every 15 minutes in an effort to fill the empty personal void and become momentarily visible when one of their pathetic submissions is accepted.

She followed her family members around like a neglected puppy asking, “Hey, do you have a minute?” while endlessly hoping they wouldn’t scatter like cockroaches at the sound of her voice as they always did.

you have so much potential

A nice way of saying "you completely suck right now".

My mother said "you have so much potential" 27 years ago before my ballet hopes turned into a stripping carrier I wish she would have just told me I sucked.

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You have good taste in music

When someone says you have good taste in music, what they mean is:

1. "You like the exact same music I do, so you must like good music"

2. "I'm mainstream as fuck, and you seem indie, so you must be like a music god"

3. "I don't have anything else nice to say about you, so I'm going to pretend that the music you listen to isn't shit."

1. You like Radiohead? You have good taste in music!

2. Oh, I've never heard of that band. But you have good taste in music.

3. Any guy would be lucky to date you! You're pretty, and, uh, smart. And, uh, you have good taste in music."

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