two per

two pair, as defined by Nelly's lyrics.

I need me two per of Nike's Air Force Ones

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per-fect

someone who has no flaw.

Amy is so per-fect. You just have to love her.

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per state

"Per state" is scottish slang, refering to something being a mess, usually used around glasgow by neds or chavs, especially in the east end. Can be used to describe a house or person. Although spelt 'per', the word is pronounced "pure".

Chontelle: "Aw naw, check maself, im a per state..."
Stu: "haw haw, aye man, his gaff is a per state after Jambo went oaf his nut and made a ransack of his maws bedroom."

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hiss-per

From the Latin to hiss.

Very irate sharp whisper.
A friendly encouraging hiss.

The snake hiss-pered 'Go on Eve, take a bite. It'sss a very tassssty looking apple. Take a bite - you know you want to.'

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hundy per

Short for 100%

Are you sure about that?
Hundy per.

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Per Mari

The monkey that belongs to Dieter, and Dieter wishes more people to continue futher touchation of the monkey

My Name is Dieter, would u like to touch my monkey? love him kiss him give him affection!

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per cupita

the quotient of cups used in the initial setup of a game of beer pong to the time taken to complete said game.

"This is the longest game I've ever played, per cupita."

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