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It makes your coochie smell nasty. 🤢 🐟
Ew! It smells nasty! Did you drink asparagus juice?
You have a “straight” body shape with no curves, you stink but you have layers and your beautiful.
Timmi said softly to Chloe “I love you(y), your body is aparagu(y)s”. (speaking cursive)
Chloe- (stares blankly)
Zack- yo I love your asparagus body, I just want to lay you out like a 2x4.
Emily- My what??
You have a “straight” body shape with no curves, you stink but you have layers and your beautiful.
Timmi said softly to Chloe “I love you(y), your body is aparagu(y)s”. (speaking cursive)
Chloe- (stares blankly)
Zack- yo I love your asparagus body, I just want to lay you out like a 2x4.
Emily- My what??
A non-denominational, genderless, and non-binary label held by a member of ChogeHaus or it's associates.
But sir I had thought you were simply an impoverished apricot albatross? You must be mistaken ma'am, I am not effected by the worlds problems as you are. I am an Albino Asparagus!
ur moms kid is a carrot asparagus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A code word used to identify fellow gay people without alarming the straights
"VIOLENT ASPARAGUS!"
"What the...?"
"NEVERMIND!"
Similar to the wheelbarrow sex position, rather it involves all limbs off the ground causing the female or male to stiffen up straight like an asparagus.
Cuz straight out I fucked her so hard lastnite she turned into an asparagus