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A term used to parody astrology girls and their crazy beliefs in zodiac signs.
Example:
Police Officer: You're under arrest.
Astrology Girl: For what? I didn't do anything!
Police Officer: You're under arrest for murdering those five children in the parking lot.
Astrology Girl: Please don't arrest me, I'm sorry officer, it's because I'm an Aquarius!
Police Officer: Nobody cares that you're an asparagus, you're still going to prison.
Similar to the wheelbarrow sex position, rather it involves all limbs off the ground causing the female or male to stiffen up straight like an asparagus.
Cuz straight out I fucked her so hard lastnite she turned into an asparagus
A disease that make your eyes big and have green teeth.
Jill as the Asparagus.
Be careful the Asparagus is spreading in town.
A non-denominational, genderless, and non-binary label held by a member of ChogeHaus or it's associates.
But sir I had thought you were simply an impoverished apricot albatross? You must be mistaken ma'am, I am not effected by the worlds problems as you are. I am an Albino Asparagus!
ur moms kid is a carrot asparagus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It makes your coochie smell nasty. 🤢 🐟
Ew! It smells nasty! Did you drink asparagus juice?
You have a “straight” body shape with no curves, you stink but you have layers and your beautiful.
Timmi said softly to Chloe “I love you(y), your body is aparagu(y)s”. (speaking cursive)
Chloe- (stares blankly)
Zack- yo I love your asparagus body, I just want to lay you out like a 2x4.
Emily- My what??