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National fat ass day is on August the 22nd and if you have a fat ass you have to let your friends slap it and can't complain about it.
*slaps ass*
Josh: bro what the fuck why did you slap my ass
Ethan: Bro it's national fat ass day I can slap it all I want
Josh: Aw man fine since it's national fat ass day
*Slaps ass again*
On August 30 , Is National Grab-ass Day so let anyone grab dat ass
Lemme grab dat ass because is National Grab-ass Day baby
Make sure to slap Bianca’s ass on April 13th
Omg today’s the day, national Bianca’s ass day!!
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On March the 17th all boys single or Taken should Slap a girls ass. If your taken then Slap your girls ass and see her reaction.
"Hey Jonny its March 17th you know what that means"
"Yes I do Max Slap girls ass day"
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April 23rd is national eat ass day... be sure to eat as much ass as possible in order to sustain a valuable reputation in your friend group. Make sure to get all nice with that that poop as well! Don’t be afraid of farts!
Bro I ate so much ass on national eat ass day! Might have contracted gohnarea in the process though!
Fuck you lucky bastard i only contracted aids
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April 2nd is National Finger Ass Day
Are you ready to finger some ass on National Finger Ass Day?
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On april 11, you are legally allowed to anally penetrate Sergio Fernandez butthole. This only happens once a year so make sure to be lubed up.
"Oh shit there goes Sergio with the fat ass, let's anally rape him" "Its Fuck Sergio in the Ass Day, lube yourself "
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