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An extremely good looking and energetic blond person.
Couldn't keep my eyes off that Atomic Blond at the gym.
when you fart with your bare ass directly on a person's face.
typically and most easily performed when victim is unconscious.
the fart should saturate the nostrils enough to leave a sharp resinous tang for a few hours, or until victim is conscious.
Friend who wakes up in the morning says: "Yo, why does everything I eat taste like shit?" or "What the fuck? Who the fuck farted in here?" or simply "I feel dirty."
You: "That's cuz when you were out I farted right on your face bro."
Friend: "Seriously dude? We said no atomic skittles last nite."
This is the best orgasm you will ever experience. It's like doing heroin, taking a bite of triple chocolate mousse, and finding out you won the lottery. Once you achieve this nut, you will never experience anything quite like it again because the nerves in your body have trembled and vibrated to such extreme measures that you'll feel like Roy Sullivan.
Holy shit I finally experienced the atomic nut. I didn't think it would happen, but it did and now I don't know what to do with myself.
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person 1 is baited into performing "the hardest situp ever". Person 1 then lies on the floor on their back and told cross hands on chest. Person 2 then holds a towel over the face of person 1 covering the eyes telling him sit up quickly with all his strength when he say to. Meanwhile person 3 has removed their pants and is squating over person 1's face with out him knowing. Person 2 then tells person 1 to sit up quickly and removes the towel as soon as the sit up begins. The result is person 1's nose is planted into person 2's ass.
Betcha cant do an atomic situp
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When one is still in undewear and someone pulls up on the waistband and tries to pull it over the recivers head.
Man my "friend" came over while my parents were out at the time. then he cave me an atomic wedgie. after that he duck taped my hands to my chest my legs together and the wedgie to my head he also duck taped me to the floor under my bed it was summer and my parents didnt find me till 3 days passed it hurt.
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Urban Dictionary user: I wonder what is hydrogen atom?
Urban Dictionary: Look them up separately, you dumbass!
When a ginger shits on your face while jerking you off at the same time.
Man, that ginger gave me the best atomic pumpkin of my life