Shit Attack

Violent and sudden onset of the shits. Usually at the most inconvenient time.

When someone is unknowingly given a laxative in a movie. See Van Wilder.

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Rap Attack

when are Dj's jamming in the street and MCs are rapping to the beat. Usually the neighbors downstairs cannot sleep because the people upstairs are stomping their feet.It's not like they're starting a riot
but they'll call the cops because they want some quiet.

Oh my God I think I'm having a rap attack.

Somebody get a doctor quick man
she's having an attack.

She said rap attack, man, not heart attack

Oh, you mean she's alright then?

Of course!

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fap attack

The sudden, uncontrollable, and spontaneous urge to fap (masturbate) - usually furiously because time is of the essence (a quickie).

I was in the elevator and had a fap attack.

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shooketh attack

when you more shooketh than shook and shooketh combined

Cynthia i’m having a shooketh attack you won’t believe what just happened.

Bricked(attack)

Adjective: To brick someone means you are going to "attack" them, So it is pronounced "Bricked"

" hey buddy, after school im gonna brick you" or " that kid got bricked by those grade twelves"

Bricked(attack)

attack crows

Crows trained by people to attack others. Could be trained by military and/or police forces, much like k-9 units. Attack Crow units would have Badges as well. Other attack crows could be trained as a much more effective 24/7 personal bodyguard service. Adam Carolla came up with the idea once while ranting about the hateful nature of birds in general, suggesting we hone their readiness to "divebomb" people. Has led to many discussions on Loveline.

"See Drew, that's where my attack crows would come in, they just divebomb any a-hole that tries to mess with ya"

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Fangirl Attack

When you are fangirling so hard you stop breathing.

OMG I TOOK THIS QUIZ AND IT SAID ME AND MICHAEL CLIFFORD ARE A PERFECT MATCH!!!!! I think i'm having a fangirl attack!!! (Dies because stops breathing)

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