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relating to or affected by autism.
Autistic people aren't allowed in discord servers
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An evolved form that a high functioning autistic person obtains when they are shown TMNT, Naruto, Kung Fu Panda, or Dragon Ball.
After learning the combat style of which ever cartoon/anime they were shown, they will immediately go and beat the shit out of all the school bullies.
Martial Autists are extremely deadly, armed or unarmed. You'll be much better off avoiding any fights with them
A person who publicly identifies as autistic, especially on social media, because it is trendy to wear an identity crisis like a badge of honor. Con autists typically suffer from hypochondria and conceal ulterior motives.
Spike: Have you noticed all these Instagram influencers talking about being autistic nowadays? There are ADHD and even schizophrenia influencers, too. Whose bright idea was it to market personality types as legitimate mental illnesses?
Jet: Yeah, you know the pharmaceutical industry makes a fortune daily by convincing people that they're crazy. Classic con artists.
Spike: More like con autists...
Jet: It's a sign of the times!
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A person who holds a dislike of or prejudice against autistic people.
I would feel harsh and different as an autist.
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The natural rizz that any autistic person is gifted with
I have that autistic rizz 😎
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When two autistics are having handstand sex, and the one on the right had a seizure just after having an orgasm, and the other keeps going until having a seizure themselves.
I was doing some autistic porn, then I was rudely interrupted by a seizure.
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When your autism is so bad that it causes you to have a special type of AIDS. The AIDS combines with your autism to make you the stupidest fuck that ever existed in the world. If you have autistic AIDS, you're not just regular stupid, you're a waste of fucking Oxygen stupid. The stupidity manifests itself not only through academics, but in social interactions and behaviors.
This Polish kid in my Medical Interventions class is such a fucking c***. He made me do the entire lab report by myself when he jerked off to gay squirrel porn. His autistic AIDs is fucking contagious.
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