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Avoidant

Gemini chic that will finna play you like a vinyl record

- You know who is really avoidant?
- Samantha.

by anon2754 March 20, 2023


Woman-Avoiding

Word: (noun) Woman-Avoiding

Definition: Someone, typically a woman, says something that you don't hear, so You ask what they've said, and they refuse to tell you. This makes you feel bad, like you've lost the privilege to know what has been said in the voidance of your conscious.

Robby: "What did you say?"
Denika: "Nope, doesn't matter, you weren't listening."
Robby: "Oh, stop woman-avoiding!"

by Ros333 September 20, 2022


pathological avoidance

A politically correct (woke) way to describe a lazy, workshy cunt.

Boss - "Hey Bert since I pay you a rather nice salary can you help out to move these really light boxes over there?"

Highest payed employee "No Ernie! That's not my job!" Bert then vanishes for the rest of the day hiding in dark corners waiting to go home early as they "worked" their lunch break.
Another employee rolls their eyes as they say to the boss - "Bert's one of those pathological avoidance persons"

by Bollock tucker September 2, 2022


avoided

Forborne, ignored.

Most commonly used in situations where one is being distracted or being concentrated, and the other thinks that guy is avoiding them.
As a verb, it is a abbreviation of the word avoid.

That person is being avoided. Please help them out.

by ImusthavebeenforgottenmynameXD August 31, 2018


avoidance

Jazmein "dimples" B3dollar

Jazmein is the definition of avoidance.

by Goofy009 January 13, 2023


Avoid it like poison ivy

To resolutely avoid something because it is perceived as highly undesirable or dangerous.

"I hate crowds and avoid it like poison ivy, especially during flu season."

by Kupid_love May 4, 2024


Avoider

A person who does everything within their power to avoid taking accountability for their life and decisions. They'll expect their lives to improve magically through no effort of their own, have an acute and outspoken sense of toxic entitlement, and blame circumstances out of their control, society, or mental health, for their bad fortune while actively avoiding all actions that would lead them to betterment. The typical avoider will live with someone vulnerable to their alleged plight and leech off them, creating a manipulative, abusive and/or at least parasitic relationship that loops each time a solution is suggested.

Avoiders become aggressive when advice is given to them, no matter how convenient or simple, as anyone with a differing view or options is painted as not trying to understand them but causing more stress instead. This is done as a shield, and often recalled for the express purpose of acting out a guilt trip. As they often have no real income they may be found begging and manipulating their friends for money, then bragging about how well they're doing, until the funds run out. Avoiders are unwilling to change and should, in turn, be avoided themselves.

Avoider: "I'm so depressed. Nothing is working out for me."
Friend: "We had a 6 hour talk with a recruiter willing to set you u-"
Avoider: "Wow I can't believe I'm in such a state and all you can think about is work. Whatever. Bye.."

by Shishitron1000 March 11, 2023