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A religion that is a revival of the worship of all the gods of the Aztecs. The style of worship is the same as that of the Aztecs. Unlike other forms of paganism it requires human sacrifice.
sometimes outlaws and/or people who are outcasts from society as well as drug lords are into Aztec pantheon worship.
He's into Aztec pantheon worship.
When you're so drunk trying text back "gimme a sec" but your auto correct makes you look like an idiot.
Friend: "yo where's the party at? Send me ur location"
Me: "gimme Aztec"
A ritual to summon the ancient god of gooning and edging
I did a Aztec flickergoon
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Giving a girl backshots and you finish inside, you then blow an Aztec death whistle in her ear, scaring the shit out of her and making her shoot your cum across the room like a blow dart
Dave - “What did you get up to last night?”
James - “Me and the wife made an Aztec blow dart”
The act of resisting the urge to explode in a decaying orphan.
Bro Michael committed Aztec gooning at the orphanage all last night.
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When a man is banging a chick on her period, and a blood clot comes out. So he coats his fingers in the blood and uses it was war paint beneath his eyes.
John: Yooo, did you end up banging Liz last night?
Tim: Yea man, she was on her period so I performed an Aztec Ritual.
Aztec sun god flicker gooning is going to be when you flicker goon and you squirt 2222m out then the sun shines apon you and your soul transcends out of your body and levitates into the beam of sun light and you meet Huitzilopochtli who gives you the ability to have glowing shiny nut that could burn like lava
Dude, I was Aztec sun god gooning last night and now my nut is lava!
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