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When you're so drunk trying text back "gimme a sec" but your auto correct makes you look like an idiot.
Friend: "yo where's the party at? Send me ur location"
Me: "gimme Aztec"
A ritual to summon the ancient god of gooning and edging
I did a Aztec flickergoon
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Giving a girl backshots and you finish inside, you then blow an Aztec death whistle in her ear, scaring the shit out of her and making her shoot your cum across the room like a blow dart
Dave - “What did you get up to last night?”
James - “Me and the wife made an Aztec blow dart”
A religion that is a revival of the worship of all the Aztec gods. The style of worship is the same as that of the Aztecs. Unlike other forms of paganism it requires human sacrifice. They believe in sacrificing warriors to the sun god by cutting out there heart with a stone knife.
Some times outlaws and/or outcasts from society as well as drug lords are into paganism.
He's into Aztec paganism.
When a man is banging a chick on her period, and a blood clot comes out. So he coats his fingers in the blood and uses it was war paint beneath his eyes.
John: Yooo, did you end up banging Liz last night?
Tim: Yea man, she was on her period so I performed an Aztec Ritual.