BMW

BMW: A luxury car that places 2nd on the most prestigious and well known brands purchased by the wealthy; Tied in 2nd along with Jaguar. The Survey taken by the luxury institute which only surveys households with incomes over 200k on average. These specific cars are also known for their superior performance and reliability. This vehicle was rated not only for quality and styling but perks and experiences with the vehicle.

Regarding the nay-sayers, I take it these certain people only wish they could own and drive one of these works of art on wheels.

William just bought a new BMW M5.

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Bus, Metro & Walk ..... that's how broke people like me get around in Washington, D.C.

person 1: do you have transportation?

person 2: yeah... I get around

person 1: what type of car you got?

person 2: a BMW ....... bus, metro & walk

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BMW: shortened for Big Morning Wood.

- Jane: My grandpa wakes up with Big Morning Wood every morning & has sex with my grandma, the only time he can make love with her. Hehehe!
- Khalaf wakeS up with BMW very morning, its normal
- Every guy usually wakes up with a woody, otherwise people will say he’s expired.
- Some people say if you wake up with morning wood, it’s just normal. If you don’t, it’s a physical problem.

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Also means "Be My Wife".

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A car driven by wankers

Dave: "Hey, look at that guy with the awesome tan driving a new BMW M3 convertible full of gorgeous chicks."

Mike: "I know for a fact he sleeps on a sunbed, so no way is he dicking any of them. He's just a fucking wanker."

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Acronym for big-mouthed woman

Boy: Susan is SO HOT!
Girl: Don't even get me started on her. She is a BMW.

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Black Man Working

-Any black man driving a BMW vehicle must have some type of job.
-Gold digging women assuming a working black man drives a nice car such as a BMW

"-Why is she messin around with him, shes a bum
-Oh no, she knows whats pop'n, she got a BMW"

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