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Great car. None can come close to the engineering perfection, power and performance of a BMW. Not only does this vehicle have exceptional quality but the dealership and BMW Corporation as a whole treat their customers like GOLD. You wouldnt even believe the extras and perks you get with this car. They go above and beyond for their customers. Ive owned regular vehicles and luxury and all I can say is there is a huge difference. To the guy who says BMW treats their customers like crap, obviously you've never had the privelege of owning one these vehicles and are suffering from BMW envy. Dont worry ,maybe one day when you youll be to afford one to, but i doubt it. In the meantime maybe you should keep posting fradulent definitions for a car you have never driven and probably will never be able to afford.
This car is a sure thing. If you have the cash, buy it..it sure is worth it.
BMW...Goes beyond customers expectations. Trust me, I actually own one- unlike these clowns.
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Break My Windows -
Cos people without BMW's smash them up out of pure jealousy.
Hey theres a BMW!
Lets go smash it up cos we can't afford one.
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"Bavarian Motor Works"
Also known as the 'Ultimate Driving Machine'
BUM 1. Shit, Look at that BMW.
BUM 2. Another one of those things? Get a benz.
BUM 1. Why? A BMW is the Ultimate Driving Machine."
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acronym for black magic women
what can i say...shes got control of me...shes a BMW
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Greatest testament to German engineering.
Good looks, good performance, great car.
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Greatest Car out there!!
also stands for : Big Man's Whore
I'm just a basketball player with many many BMWs
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The ultimate driving machine. Yes it is. But, it is also the ultimate douchebag machine too. It really is a shame that over priced vehicles and other materialistic objects promote: egotistical behavior, arrogance, insecurity, personality defiencies, attitude deformities, rage, road rage, self esteem issues and immaturity. When I see a BMW (this also pertains to drivers of; Mercedes, Audi, Range Rover, Hummer, Porsche...ect.) 8 out of 10 times the driver is tailgating, doubling the speed limit, promoting neglectant and agressive driving, weaving in and out of traffic and endangering drivers around them. Seriously? Grow up. Who do you think you are? Get real. You fuck heads are not above the law because of the fact that your driving a vehicle in which the price is slightly higher then the average consumer can afford. Do you really think you have the right to park in a fire lane, handicapped spot or promote behavior defiencies because the car you drive is considered a status symbol? Should we blame the coked out celebrities (have fun in jail Lohan, your not invincible after all), the useless pathetic overrated rappers, the athletes or the legitimate, well educated CEO's of the world. Which ever way it is, money does equal power. This I agree on...
"I'm going 80 mph in the fast lane and I have a douchebag in a BMW riding my ass. Typical. Lay off the coke, get off of your Iphone and ditch your fucking sunglasses since its midnight you fucking queer ass!"
"Hmm....that girl is so hot. Oh wait, nevermind. She just put on her whoreish hollywood sunglasses (which makes her look like a fucking alien), she has fake tits and she just got into her used 2002 BMW 7 series
(which has 100k on it and sold for 25k...you fake fuckin bitch). Which makes her an insecure, egotistical trendwhore. I would rather stick my dick in Miles Davis's ass and cum in his ears, then have anything to do with that useless whore."
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