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Smaller shopping baskets placed in stacks near the carts in grocery stores. Useful for picking up only a few items. Usually used by single shoppers on their occasional decision to eat in.
"Hey check out the guy with the bachelor basket stocking it with the Hot Pockets.."
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A house or apartment where two single men or more reside, where frequent parties, drinking and sex is usally involved.
Tom enjoys his new bachelor pad, last night he got two sexy blondes to cum over!
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A child born out of wedlock. The father is a bachelor and is not dating or seeing the mother of the child.
Tom Brady is dating the supermodel Gisele Bundchen, but has a bachelor baby with Bridget Moynahan.
The NFL number one draft pick has three bachelor babies he has to support.
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el·i·gi·ble bach·e·lor
n.
1. An unattached man who is desirable and worthy of choice.
2. An attached man who is beyond the field of vision of his wife, his girlfriend, or his main bitch.
Guy A: "Where's your girlfriend?"
Guy B: "Out of town. I'm an eligible bachelor again."
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When a single man bangs the chick he did last night instead of eating breakfast.
I had a bachelors breakfast this morning with Jessica Alba :)
A party a man's friends throw for him before he gets married. There is often heavy drinking and/or strippers (i.e. all the things that he won't be able to enjoy once he's married.)
Two weeks after Tom and Becky's engagement, Tom's friends blindfolded him, threw him in the back of their car, and took him to Layla's Tongue Shop in downtown Harlem. Then next morning, still hungover, he thanked them for a great bachelor party.
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n. Any sort of improvised drinking implement, such as an old Flintstones Jelly jar, primarily used by bachelors who would have no need for class or finesse.
"Went over to Bud's the other day, and the guy offered me a margarita in a Bachelor Chalice."
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