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Double penetration, involving two men (usually of a country bumpkin background) performing intercourse with various barnyard livestock. The testes will grind upon one another while violating the animal.Alcohol and Truth or Dare usually help. Cows and sheep are recommended. Chickens, not so much.
Merle and Jeb were done drunker than shit, so I dared em to a barnyard testicle sandwich on old man bubba's farm. That there horse never got it so good.
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note to everyone on earth I made this up so shut the fuck up and don't claim it bitch
when one has diarrhea and defecates on his partners ass and then opens there anus hole and defecates in there as well.
I just gave that chick a Bolivian brown barnyard
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the olfactory detection of either a flatulence or defecation from a human or non human animal whose diet is plant based
She's so vegan her bathroom smells of barnyard farts.
I'm raising a baby goat so my living room smells of barnyard farts.
The smell of a fart or poo that is the result of eating vegan food (example: legume-based chips)
Those legume-based chips gave me barnyard farts
The act of forcing assorted random livestock, especially sheep, to stand motionlessly at the fence with their hooves held high
I'm gonna barnyard them before I head off to church.
When you don't want your girl to know you and another girl are fuckin on the low so you talk about the movie for codeword.
The greatest movie ever made starring Kevin James as the lead actor
“Man I love Barnyard it’s such a good movie”