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An extremely amazing sport that is played using a bat, ball, and glove. Baseball is one of the hardest sports to play because it is 99% mental. It is also referred to as our nations past time.
Hey Calvin, wanna go play some baseball with my black friend?
Calvin like to think about baseball so he dosnt prematurely ejaculate!
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A true mans game! The most complex sports there is involving physics and strength to play! Involving hitting fielding and throwing to play. Ps.. Best sport ever
Rest in torture baseball haters
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An American variation on the English girls' sport of rounders. Baseball lowers the skill factor considerably by using a bat almost twice the size of a rounders bat thus making striking the thrown ball much easier.
Interestingly, the sport has a 'world series' in which only one nation competes. Some cynics suggest this reflects the host nation's global awareness.
Chap number one: What-ho, Jeremy! The Yanks are playing rounders!
Chap number two: Goodness, no, Cedric, that is one of their sports, they call it baseball - look, no gals and the equipment makes it easier.
Chap number one: Bless their cotton socks.
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An American ripoff of cricket.
American:Let's go play baseball!
Normal Human:Cricket is much manlier because you play for five days.
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A gay sport played by people who don’t have any athleticism.
Baseball requires no athleticism just know how to catch a ball
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Jeff thought of baseball when he had trouble falling asleep.
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Baseball is the sport for a very special type of kids the type that think getting hit is bad so instead of playing lacrosse 🥍 they play gayball
Son: Dad I think I like men
Dad: then play BASEBALL then
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