Bauer Shooter

A Bauer Shooter is when you have Ace, Jack, and 2 other number cards in the card game Cinch. This is considered a risky bid. 95 percent of the time, Jack Bauer gets it.

I’ve got a Bauer Shooter over here!

Jack Bauer

damn he rocks, hes the manliest guy on tv. and as for his daughter kim all i can say is daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn

jack bauer rocks so hard it hurts

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Bauer Power

1.) The ability to perform extraordinary tasks in an impossible amount of time.

2.) Prolific; Highly Productive.

3.) Derived from the character Jack Bauer, Fox's "24", and his ability to accomplish world saving tasks within a one hour show which runs in real time.

1.) It will take Bauer Power for the TCU Horned Frogs to score two touchdowns in the last 30 seconds to win the football game.

2.) With only one day left, our strategic team must show Bauer Power in completing the board presentation that normally requires a full week to complete.

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bauer power

Something you say when your a school boy bitch

Leroy "Bauer Power"!
O'Doyle- "Im gonna fuck you up"

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Bauer story

A Bauer story is a story or a joke that the listener intends on it continuing but just ends with out a punch line or resolution. The ending is always not funny and everyone gets made that this person just wasted everyones time.

1st guy- This guy asks for Bavarian creme pie and they were all out and the manager was like is apple ok?
2nd guy-wow what a bauer story

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jack bauer

The man that can kill 40 people in 1 minute(30 if he's been shot)

Okay we got 5 people in that room and 30 people in the next, so Jack Bauer you're going in.

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Shannon Bauer

See definition of a Noob

Shannon Bauer is the biggest Noob alive

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