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i dont like you the way you are..CHANGE.
girlfriend: do you think i should get my hair dyed? my tounge pierced? i was thinking of buying out stuff from vic-secret?
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It is the presence of God in your life, not your possessions, that makes you a success—stop chasing material things and start a personal relationship with Him.
You may be financially naked, educationally unqualified, and not connected to people of influence, yet if you've faith in the power of the presence of God in your life, you can expect your nothings to turn into somethings—who you have, not what you have is what matters.
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Asked at award ceremonies (Oscars, Golden Globes, Emmy's Etc) by over-zealous reporters to celebrities about what brand name of clothing they are wearing. This is important because all of the middle class likes to know how the rich and famous dress.
Clarice: Who are you wearing?
Buffalo Bill: I'm wearing fat women
Hannibal Lecter: Shshshsthht
*Proceeds to eat everyone in the room except for Clarice, then mysteriously moves to Africa*
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Phrase is used when a person undermines another person's authority or feels that he's being bossed around
Why who are you to tell me what to do...
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A condescending phrase used to imply that whatever personal bias you have is inherently improper and invalidates your argument, and thus absolves the person using the phrase of actually having to argue legitimately (99% of the time due to them having no debate skills, composure, and the mentality of a five year-old.
Part of the larger family of phrases/retardation that idiots use to try and hide their lack of debate skills/fact checking. Right up there with some dumbass making a general statement with no sources or validity, someone calling them out and asking for such, and said person saying along the lines of “OMG I’m gonna act so offended/stupeified you want actual proof that I hope everyone else paying attention glosses over the fact I’m conveniently doing this to avoid looking like a retard!” Instead of giving said proof (because they have none).
Popular on places filled with pseudointellectuals, retards, and cuckolds i.e. reddit.com
Functioning person: I believe women should be held to the same standard as men when it comes to sentencing for crimes, and that divorce courts are hideously biased against men along with the statistics to prove it.
Reddit phaggot: who hurt you??? Incel! Orange man bad! I’m telling my wife’s boyfriend!
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a phrase (coined by seinfeld) to be used when somebody does or buys something particularly extravagant. or perhaps when someone is a planning a huge party. can also be used when someone is asking or implying their need for special treatment, as if they are better than everyone else.
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A sentence used when a male is pretending to be interested in what a woman thinks and says just so he can get some ass.
In most cases, the female is blonde.
"Why'd you hit on me tonight when there are so many hotter girls?"
"I like you for who you are}"
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