bean

1. non-racial generic insult, sometimes meant for a nerdy/lame person but can generally be meant for anyone at given time

2. a term of endearment for a significant other/close friend

the prefix for beanhead

1. Dude, Chip doesn't wanna come out and get sauced tonight; she's being a bean.
2. hey bean. wanna get chipotle later

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A Bean

One Hundred. 100% or $100
Used in reference to money or keeping it 100% upfront and real with someone
Also see "Keep it a Bean"

"I dropped a Bean on a date with that jawn last night"
"I'm gonna keep it a Bean with you homie, she wasn't that into you"

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Bean

To engage in armed combat as a hostile bean.

Hey yo, you down to bean?
Bro, Lascur beaned me HARD

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beaned

Hit in the head with a thrown object. Originally a baseball term, in that context it means "hit in the head with a pitch."

Did you see that? She just beaned him with a dead fish!

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beaned

To fulfill the task at hand, and to forsake it completely. To defeat your enemy in a glorious fashion, while giving up during the very first minutes of the battle. To enslave, yet still dignify. To bean someone, is to do many things. It is a word used to conquer, but never to humiliate. The degree is arbitrary, the definitions blurred by history and time.

Powerful words shan't be given meaning by mere men. Thus beaning will forever remain as a neutral term for action of any kind. To seek the meaning of the word alone, will still classify as beaning. Use it as you wish. Beware however, as those who speak the word can go to neither heaven or hell.

I've beaned you.
Absolutely beaned.
A lot of beaning going on over here.

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beaned

When someone gets spooped by a bean meme

YOU FRIGGIN MORON, YOU JSUT GOT BEANED. *Que Ear Rape* *Loud Bass*

Ive been tricked! Bamboozled! Triggered! BEEEEEEEENED!

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Bean

A CRAZY fun loving person.
Likes living every day to the full.
Not always mature but can be when needed.
Always there for you whenever you need a friend.
Guaranteed to make you smile.
You always have fun when they're around.
Will be the best friend you ever have.
Very intellegent and will go far in life.
The funniest person you will ever meet.
Normally addicted to pizza

Am I your bean? Yes you are :)

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