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An un-talented chav with too much money. Plays football, a game in which dumb men that couldn't get any qualificatios at school chase a little ball and think that they look great doing it.
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the fittest man on the planet!
he is soooo sexy!
he is sooo fit and he is a great footballer with a great body... yes it IS david beckham!! mmmmmmmmmm!! yummie!
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A God
A Footballer in England, a socer fag in America
a cool guy
Alex: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAVID BECKHAM!!!!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!!!!! !!!!! !!!! !!!! Fuck YAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Look at his fucking amazing ass body/face
I want to just go over there and rape him right now
Tony: shut up
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Stupid name for a child with stupid parents. You know the kid will need counselling after the huge amount of bullying he'll receive at school - and that's before the kids remember who his parents are...
"Thank you Mummy and Daddy for not conceiving me in Scunthorpe."
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When you tear your achilles tendon during a game or before a big event.
Adam: Did you see Jonny Pull a Beckham the other day?
Nick: No, how was it?
Adam: Pretty gruesome
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Kaelis freaking bomb the house dad...aka the krispy kreme gangsta of futbol!
hey your skills are weak, check out mine they're david beckham!
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One of the best wide recivers in the NFL; a complete badass
Dude 1: Yo this guy is such a fucking badass.
Dude 2: He must be a damn Odell Beckham.
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