When the lips smack harder than a retarded kid chewing gum
Her beef curtains smack like a retarded kid chewing gum
disgustingly large or floppy outer lips of a females vagina
Her beef curtains were floppier than a bassett hounds ears.
n. a womans pleasure area that is dark and has excessive loose skin that resembles roast beef.
Mark: That bitch was fine.
Colt: Yeah?
Mark: But when I got her home with the lights on and her pants of she had an expired beef curtain
a vagina that looks like a fresh, fleshy open wound. Can sometimes resemble a dogs gums.
that girl got slammed so many times, she has beef curtain.
Women with unusually long labia.
That chick needs a three masted schooner to hoist those beef curtains.
dangly bits on both sides of the vagina that hang downwards like piss flaps
your piss flaps are hanging down like a pair of beef curtainsmy dear
Foliot just paid for my abortion because I hit Jessica's beef curtains.