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Beef curtains

When the lips smack harder than a retarded kid chewing gum

Her beef curtains smack like a retarded kid chewing gum

by Funny guy 199 March 13, 2017

9๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


beef curtains

disgustingly large or floppy outer lips of a females vagina

Her beef curtains were floppier than a bassett hounds ears.

by gwenstefani May 23, 2005

59๐Ÿ‘ 112๐Ÿ‘Ž


beef curtain

n. a womans pleasure area that is dark and has excessive loose skin that resembles roast beef.

Mark: That bitch was fine.
Colt: Yeah?
Mark: But when I got her home with the lights on and her pants of she had an expired beef curtain

by wide ass hole October 1, 2011

35๐Ÿ‘ 68๐Ÿ‘Ž


beef curtain

a vagina that looks like a fresh, fleshy open wound. Can sometimes resemble a dogs gums.

that girl got slammed so many times, she has beef curtain.

by Corey-O February 2, 2007

38๐Ÿ‘ 86๐Ÿ‘Ž


Beef curtains

Women with unusually long labia.

That chick needs a three masted schooner to hoist those beef curtains.

by EH of HB September 3, 2007

22๐Ÿ‘ 51๐Ÿ‘Ž


beef curtains

dangly bits on both sides of the vagina that hang downwards like piss flaps

your piss flaps are hanging down like a pair of beef curtainsmy dear

by jon December 30, 2004

29๐Ÿ‘ 65๐Ÿ‘Ž


beef curtains

Jessica's enormous Labia

Foliot just paid for my abortion because I hit Jessica's beef curtains.

by shinebox March 15, 2003

26๐Ÿ‘ 64๐Ÿ‘Ž