Expedition Behavior

This term refers to being on your best behavior when doing bad ass masculine shit like climbing rugged peaks so people put up with you and don't push you off a cliff.
There are many unspoken rules of good Expedition Behavior such as:
Don't fart in the tent.
Try to retain some hygiene- other people have to look at and smell you.
Don't be a lazy ass- carry your own weight.
Don't be cocky.

Joe was not on his best Expedition Behavior. He chewed his ramen with his fucking mouth open, smelled like a rotten llama, and bitched about his hangnail while we were summiting the north face of K2. Therefore Joe is no longer with us- he never made it down the mountain and there were no witnesses.

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Panhandling Behavior

Murdering someone close to you with no expectation of getting away with it.

Don’t go to that part of Florida, there’s been a lot of panhandling behavior over that way.

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Toolish Behavior

An act that is completely absurd, something that only a tool would do.

Guy 1: Is that guy really trying to show off his six-pack?

Guy 2: Toolish behavior, thats what it is.

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good behavior

Something you only need to maintain while you're in da slammer --- once you get released again, anything goes.

Once you get your imprisonment-sentence shortened considerably for good behavior, you can return to the street and then be just as bad as you please until you get busted again.

Behavioral Trinity

The 3 main pillars of the Human Behavior Model. They consist of a humans Internal Representation, External Physiological Representation, and Linguistic Representation and Interpretation.

Notice this clients Behavioral Trinity, their body language, words and focus tell me that they are incongruent and need to be supported.

Srirush behavior

Srirush behavior means acting like the most undeveloped, medically disabled person, for attention and having uncanny, non- humorous behavior.

bro stop acting like Srirush. Srirush behavior Right now.

What is this behavior

A phrase commonly used by Indian teachers/judgmental relatives who think they have the right to criticize any tiny action you make. Also similar to:
"aRe YoU oN yOuR SenSes!?"
"tHiS iS UnAcCepTaBl!"

Teenager: Comes home 5 minutes late
Judgmental Auntie: "wHat Is tHiS BeHavIor?!"

Student: Whispers to their classmate

Indian Teacher: "aRe YoU oN YOuR SenSes!?"