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The creamy blend of sweat, oil, skin and fluids that create smegma on and around the penis bellend.
I have quite the bellend blend going on down there. I hope she doesn’t mind.
I found his bellend blend to be one of the more savory of the knob cheeses that I have experienced.
After busting a nut, your girl grabs your semi-flaccid cock with one hand gripping the shaft and repeatedly smacking the head aka bellend with the other until you beg for mercy or get stiff again for another go.
I can only get hard again if I receive a bellend bop.
My cock is so sore from last night’s bellend bop I can barely walk.
That bellend bop last night was pretty rough. It hurts when I pee today.
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Thoms mussett from barton upon humber is a bellend boy
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A super bellend is a someone who has very crazy hair almost like an afro, some may call it a jewfro. This person also likes to go out with ginger people.
My flat mate last year was a super bellend.
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A group of morons that have little to do with their lives other than threaten people over Facebook.
Chav 1: You best watch yurr back coz bellend squad is gonna get ya ygm.
Chav 2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Hitting or crushing an unsuspecting bellend, or willy, with a large object to cause comparable, or greater, pain to a sack tap.
Guy 1: Ouch! WHAT THE HELL?
Guy 2: Ha, got ya! That's called a sack tap.
Guy 1: You got my bloody dick!
Guy 2: Oh, well we'll call that a bellend buster.
Guy 1: F you! *crouching in pain*
a creamy white cheese substance found under a man's foreskin
i had to finish with him as he wouldn't wash, i mean he constantly had bellend brie