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A soft lay when one or both parties are uninterested in having sex and are just bored.
Tara had nothing better to do so she gave Dwayne a soft bend to pass the time and make it easier to fall asleep.
The act of bending a girl over who is wearing a short skirt, and swooping up the back of the skirt for quick sexual access.
That Jennifer was looking so hot at work today, I took her in the janitors closet and gave her the bend and swoop.
From the Eagles hit, Hotel California. A clever play on words by Don Henley, sounds like Mercedes Benz but refers to it in a way that connotes decompression sickness, "the bends". The lady in question is so wealthy she's detached from reality to the extent that she has is a sickness.
She Mercedes bends right by that homeless guy.
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Zender Bending is a sexual position where you bend the zend bend over the zend. Then you drink the excretions and then perform anal then take a shit on there chest.
JP was with this girl and gave her an old zender bending, she never talked to him again.
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A wormhole in the Midwest where cool is defined by your pickup truck and how many Buds you can shotgun in a sitting. Also known as the home of Notre Dame, which tries to pretend it's not a part of South Bend by creating its own city.
You know you're from South Bend when...
- You have to tell out-of-towners you're from South Bend when you're really from Mishawaka or Granger, and append that statement with "you know, where Notre Dame is"
- You make more money selling parking on your front lawn during ND football season than at your minimum wage job at UP Mall
- No matter what ND coach you get, you think he's going to return the program to its glory days. Case examples: Bob, Ty and Charlie
- You prefer Bud over Amstel because why would you get a twelve-pack when you can get a case for the same price?
- You refer to your weekdays by bar names, i.e. Corby Tuesdays, Rum Runner Wednesdays
- You are tailgating in autumn Saturdays
- You get your booze in Michigan on Sundays
- You know what Dyngus Day is and don't see anything eccentric about having a holiday devoted to beer and Polish sausage
- Steak N' Shake on a Friday night after the football game is a revered tradition. Letter jackets and warm-ups mandatory.
- You've ridden the kiddie bikes up and down the Meijer toy aisle on a random Friday night
- You think you're too good for Wal-mart, but you'd still buy clothes at Meijer
- Birthday parties as a kid were spent at USA Roller Rink, Chuck E Cheese, Putt Putt and Ritters (yum!)
- Euchre is a card game staple, even before Texas Hold 'Em, and you carry a deck with you always
- You’ve ever partied in a barn
- You know several people who have hit a deer on more than one occasion
- You've ever done a donut on a random cul-de-sac in Granger because the snow trucks don't clear the snow there for some three weeks
- You've gone to grade school in four feet of snow
- The second it hits the 40-degree mark in late February, you’re donning the shorts and flip-flops again
- The fanciest restaurant you've eaten at all year was Olive Garden
- You know at least three high school classmates who have gotten pregnant
- If you're not married by 24, you fear you will be an old maid
- If you're not pregnant by 20, you fear you are infertile
- You got excited when UP Mall finally added Abercrombie & Fitch, because whoa... high fashion!
- You know at least one person whose family moved out of South Bend to get them out of SBCSC and into PHM
- You look back and think what a pain it was to have to explain the whole "we don't change the clocks, ever" thing to out-of-towners
- Your out-of-state friends laugh at you because they think you grow corn, and you laugh at them because ha, you don’t grow corn. But sadly, you know somebody who does.
South Bend is home to Notre Dame, but Notre Dame sure ain't located in South Bend. (True story, look it up in Wikipedia.)
Unlike the rest of Indiana, South Bend is a city where white trash outnumber cows.
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What you shouldn't do in a crowded shower full of men.
The prisoners of Alcatraz fear to bend over, so many people trip on the many dropped soaps upon the tiles of the shower floor.
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someone who is a bender/try hard. is a complete bender(chronic ankle pain sufferer;someone in need of ankle tape) and tries way to hard to be cool. uses words like mcdizzles, chill, bro and wears absolutely nothing except for hollister.
person 1. dooood, niemiec is sucha bend hard.
person2. yeah i know. yesterday he came up to me and said " hey bro, we should chill at hollister and pick up mcdizzles on the way home."
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