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One of the most, if not the most infamous British general of WWII, well known for being able to defeat the near unstoppable German general Erwin Rommel in the North Africa Front, thanks to his competent planning and good usage of the resources he had.
Montgomery continued to fight in Europe as well after clearing out North Africa, and was also successful on the Western Front despite the failures of 'Operation Market Garden'.
He was nicknamed 'Monty' and 'The Spartan General'.
"Erwin Rommel met his match after Bernard Montgomery joined the North Africa Front."
To not stand up during the honouring of missing and murdered Indigenous women at a hearing about recommendations on the Truth and Reconciliation Commission and you are the Minister of Aboriginal Affairs.
Hey he didn't stand up in honour like that dick Bernard Valcourt didn't because he had a boner.
When you do a girl doggy style, call your dog to have it come pee on her face. Usually the dog is drunk to lower its inhibitions.
I took that girl from the bar back to my place and one thing led to another. She sure was surprised when Sparky gave her a Hot Bernard!
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A company that sells the St. Bernard iPrism software to schools and companies. This iPrism software is the main reason why you can't go on the fun web sites like games if you are at work or at school. Sometimes that iPrism software blocks web sites that shouldn't even been blocked in the first place. View and hated by many as schools and companies way of censoring the web.
(Insert name of school) High School's St. Bernard iPrism software just blocked urbandictionary.com today because of (profanity, entertainment).
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Bernard jr is a little crazy for some time but he is a good friend and u will always need him if u have him keep him and if tell u that he is pretty he is forreal
He is so caring!! Bernard jr
When you are getting it on with a chick but then you remember you ate Taco Bell for your date and a storm starts brewing. So you have a semen fart diarrhea explosion and it’s not in your bed. So you try to redeem yourself by peeing on her
Man, that date went horrible, I pulled a dirty Bernard and she wasn’t into it, I thought she would love it!!