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Crap! Bethesda was being a Bethesda and Bethesda-ed the Bethesda launcher and Bethesda-ed the beta out of my grasp.
Rules:
1: They are all white regardless of their skin color.
2:It's all generational wealth. Don't be suprised seeing 15 year old kids already having cars for when they have their permit.
3: Don't date anyone from here, or churchill, or wj, or potomac. You WILL regret it.
4: The white girls fight for racial justice or some shit while the minority kids dont care.
5: They all vape/smoke.
6:They are all at least 30% gay
7:They're all npcs. For an example of an npc, enter the nearby starbucks (there are multiple... of course there are multiple. Everyone here is white. Refer to rule 1.)
BCC starter pack
1: Butterfly knife
2:Starbucks coffee cup
3: Iced tea
4: starbucks carryout bag
5: Tight leggings
6: Baggy jacket
7: Golden retriever
8: California
9: "like" in every sentence
10: ripped jeans
11: Parent's car
12:vape
13:weed
14: short shorts
15: pride flag
16: Lost virginity at 14
17: Low quality boys and girls (refer to rule 3)
18: Gay lacrosse kids
And remember that they will pick the most useless degrees to ever exist to "follow their passion" and then end up as a starbucks barista.
The parents paid off the student debt.
Some white girl at Bethesda Chevy-Chase High School threw a party at their parent's mansion and got railed. Now she's a mother at the age of 15 and the father moved out of state!
Whenever Bethesda does something so stupid that you metaphorically shake your head in disappointment.
Me: have you seen the newest bit of Bethesda Bullshit?
Friend: nylon instead of canvas?
Me: yup.
While on maximum allowable dosage of your preferred brand ED medication, dry and powder your erect penis. Just before receiving felatio, apply a light coat of Pepto Bismol to said penis so that your dick resembles the look, smell, flavor and texture of a large piece of 80's style rock-hard Bazooka bubble gum.
My GF complained about the smell while giving head, so I slipped her the Bethesda Bougie Bazooka.