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Bezos paradox

The term Bezos paradox is used to describe a relationship of two or more people where one must suffer for the other(s) to be happy

"I heard that cambodian child working in that factory is not having a great time"
"But i saw Jeff Bezos happy earlier, think that has something to do with the Bezos paradox"

by Somebody382 October 28, 2021


Bezos-boys

Jeff Bezos CEO of Amazon has a tightly knit group of skinless femboys, often used in baking cakes.
Slow Replies, funeral.

"Yes bro wys"
"Nothing much g, jus fuckin around with the Bezos-boys and what not init"
"What the fuck are you talking about you demon, your Mum has no skin g"
"Neither does the Bezos-boys"
"Ahaha Yes bro I feel you famalam"

by Cally J Davis November 27, 2022


Johng bezos

a famous wealthy person who is very stupid. This character is fictional and is created by kk.

Johng bezos is my IQ friend

by kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk9.0 March 8, 2023


bezo

a simpler and less annoying replacement for the word "normal"

"is it normal to bleed after a cut?"

=

"is it bezo to bleed after a cut?"

by cagamelo April 13, 2022


Bezos

1 Bezos is = to the amount of theft and exploitation it takes to build a rocket and go to space for a little while.

They had to rip us off for at least 100 Bezos to get that tourist to the moon.

by Elusive Muse July 20, 2021


Bezos

1 Bezos is = to the amount of theft and exploitation it takes to build a rocket and go to space for a little while.

They ripped us off for at least 100 Bezos to get a tourist to orbit the moon. .

by Elusive Muse July 20, 2021


Bezos

An insult for bellends, oxygen theives and bent psychopathic wealthmongers.

Bellends spend money on space frivolity rather than investing in humanity's survival.

Oxygen theives are billionaires who don't pay their fair share of tax.

Psychopaths have:

Lack of remorse or guilt
Shallow emotional response
Callousness and lack of empathy
Parasitic tendencies

Irresponsibility
A continuous demonstrative failure to accept responsibility

What a Bezos!

Oh, Elon Musk... Total Bezos!

(What you shout when someone's driving like an absolute arsehole)"Beeeeezzoooooos!!!"
(Accompanied by massive dickhead hand gesture).

by @natty_bom_batty November 26, 2021