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biblical fail

a way fail that I personaly created meaning: A fail so huge that they would have rewrite the bible because you failed so badly!

Guy 1: I just got my ass beat by a girl!
Guy 2: BIBLICAL FAIL!!!

by t-bob94 September 21, 2009

6πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Faux-Biblical

How one (particularly an atheist) feels when they make a biblical-sounding commanding statement, perform a miracle or unexpectedly comes back from the dead seven days later.

Let there be toast! wow, i'm very faux-biblical today

by Pierce Drake February 4, 2011

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Biblical reconstructionism

The movement among christians to take control of the government and to make it into a kingdom patterned on ancient Isreal in the bible aqnd replace all the laws with those in the bible. Such as stoning for adultry ect.

Biblical reconstructionism is being promoted by fundamentist.

by Deep blue 2012 August 14, 2010

2πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Biblical correctness

a term comforming to any law, doctrine, language, beliefs or practices that would be contrary to the Bible shouldn't be allowed.

Also Biblical Correctiveness.

Biblical correctnessο»Ώ is just another say for "think & believe as I do"?!

by Panthera Atrox January 31, 2011

2πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Biblically Accurate Angel

A terrifying being sent from god to give humans orders. They typically looks like wheels within wheels spinning around each other with many eyes. Sometimes they are even flaming. The cherubim look like a thing with the head of a man, a ox, a eagle. And a lion. They fly with two wings and have two wings covering their body. They have the feet shaped like a cow’s hooves. Angels are specifically designed to look like that to scare off demons. They typically say β€œbe not afraid” because of their appearance. Angels serve god.

Carol: β€œOh wow! Susan, your child looks like a biblically accurate angel!”

Susan: β€œthanks! :p

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by Stinkerbell June 17, 2021


know in the biblical sense

To know someone in the biblical sense means that you have had sexual intercourse with him or her. It is a reference to the meaning of "know" in the Bible.

Man 1: What do you mean by "know in the biblical sense"?
Man 2: I've slept with her. We dated last year.

by A1988 June 11, 2012

169πŸ‘ 36πŸ‘Ž


Biblically accurate among us

An among us character according to the bible

Jeff: Do you know what biblically accurate among us looks like
Jeremny: excuse me, what the fuck

by Shloprop June 27, 2022