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A game that many Dutchmen play when trying to figure out how they know eachother, and/or how they probably are related!
Person 1: Oh! you know Fred
Person 2: Fred? yeah! he's my cousin
Person 1: No way! he's my wife's cousin too!
Person 2: Did we just play Dutch Bingo!?
A term expressing an affirmative response or gratitude.
I'd love to go to the party tonight, bingo bongo.
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A game that can be played in large meetings. The players write down management-nonsense word like "Out-of-the-box-thinking", "Synergy", "Content streamlining" etc. in a 5 by 5 square bingo card.
If a word or phrase is used during the meeting you check the box. When you get a five box line (horizontally, vertically or diagonally ) you shout "BULLSHIT!" and win.
Company bigshot fancypants: "And that is why this merger is going to benefit shareholder value by creating value driven content.
You: "BULLSHIT BINGO!"
Company bigshot fancypants: "You're fired!"
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A person who plays poker without thought, logic or care. Often incurs the wrath of people who take the game seriously. Most commonly found in online games.
Man 1: Dude, can you lend me 300k?
Man 2: Why? What the fuck happened to your stash, man?
Man 1: Lost it all to a Bingo Player who went all in on a 5 2 off suit.
Man 2: Damn, Bingo Players. May they all burn in hell.
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Canadian prison slang for a big fight or prison riot.
"Hey man get your shit together!The coppers are locking down, we got us a Bingo!"
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1. High Stakes bingo 2. One of the greatest, unheard of, and underated country songs.ITs by James McMurtry. More of a story about a family reunion out west the meth-amphetamine industry, and incestry.
Me- Lets listen to choctaw bingo
Rob- Iv never heard of that song
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an office game for yuppies and geeks
1. go to an office meeting
2. write down every newspeak term or off-the-cuff phrase
3. when you have five new ones, or five old ones from the official list ( you should have a keeper of the list), mumble "bingo" just loud enough for the people next to you to hear
Collect phrases like :
"moving forward" (in the future)
"Growing the business"
"mental bandwidth"
"de-risk"
"develop a plan around"
"Scrubbing" (as in checking over a list)
"partner with" (in reference to another work group)
etc...
Then for each meeting make a mark next to each one you hear, and write down the potential new ones. Five marks is a bingo!
(overheard coming out of a meeting) "Hey, I won management bingo today!"