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Thus far, I've lived in Birmingham 19 years and only recently have I become aware of how corrupt the city truly is. All-in-all, if you live in a decent part, e.g. Mountain Brook, Forest Park, and places of that caliber, you should be fine; however, Southside, Five Points South (despite the beautiful Highlands United Methodist Church), Woodlawn, and other places of that nature are rather dangerous. The crime rate is high, but if you live in one of the higher caliber places you hardly notice it-- until it bites you in the butt and you're made to realize that even though you live in the beautiful, lush Forest Park you're on the cusp of Avondale and the "black gang neighborhood"... Or simply... "the hood". Drug deals aren't uncommon and Five Points South is one of the sketchiest places you could go in the after-dark hours. The homeless population, and the addict population, reside there and panhandle relentlessly.
All of the aforementioned stated, it's still a nice place to visit and it has proven to be a nice place to live.
Birmingham, Alabama was once a beautiful city with a booming economy... Now, included in Jefferson County, it is corrupt and bankrupt and the population is comprised of more poor-to-do people than not.
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A shit football team in aston.bloose fans are all gay.So is upson.
will young:hey matt, are you coming to my house later?*wink wink*
upson:sure, can i bring ljungberg?
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A shit fucking overrated club with no money and inbred fans.
"Do you support birmingham city?"
"Nah fam heard mason moore supports them"
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Same as a Denver Omelet, but without the handstand.
She stared into his jagged rows of teeth, and opted to give him a Birmingham Blister instead.
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A sex position in which a man poses as a University of Alabama football player in order to get laid, then farts in the girl's face when she takes off her clothes.
"Damn, dude, I heard Eric gave a girl the Birmingham Stank last night."
"Oh shit!"
"Literally."
"It was a wet one?!?!"
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A spinoff of The Houdini The Birmingham Bagle involves tricking your woman into thinking you're about to do something you're not. As you're about to finish off, pretending you're about to Peter North her so she closes her eyes, and opens her mouth. You pretend to be jerking it to trick her into thinking she's about to recieve a seimen bath, this is when you turn around very stealthfuly and unleash either a fart, or a diarrhea mess on her face and in her mouth. The Birmingham bagle is one of the hardest moves to pull off in history, and works much better if you have the runs.
You might as well call me the champ cause just last night, I gave April the Birmingham Bagle! Huzzah!
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Carling Cup Winners 2010/11.
Just saying loike.
- Remind me - who was it that knocked out Aston Villa in the Carling Cup quarter final en route to a famous victory at Wembley?
- Birmingham City.
- Ah, yes. Forever on my side.
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