Bishop McDevitt

Catholic high school in Harrisburg that didn’t let a lesbian into prom, making the news even in England. Also employed Randi Zurenko, who turned a few of her students into dykes for personal pleasure. Let’s not forget Mrs Cioci saying Nigga three times. Juuls in the bathrooms and classrooms and drunk seniors at tailgates. Football team runs the school but always shit the bed during playoffs.

Guy 1 Wow did you here what happened at the Bishop McDevitt prom?

Guy 2 Yea I guess they just don’t like dykes

Guy 1 Yo put that Juul away before the teacher catches you
Guy 2 Nah fam we at Bishop McDevitt

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Bishop's University

Kick ass university in Lennoxville, Quebec, all the cool kids go there. It was also the location where the movie The Covenant was filmed.

Person 1: I wanna go to Bishop's University.
Person 2: Who doesn't? That school is so awsome.

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buffing the bishop

male masturbation

It's that time of the month for his girl, so he's not going to be humping the monkey. He'll be left buffing the bishop.

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Banging the bishop

A guy masterbating, wanking, greasing the pole.

Gallino said he'd rather stay at home banging the bishop than go out drinking.

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flogging the bishop

A synonym for masturbation.

I was so horny i decided to flog the bishop underneath my desk in health class while they gave us the "STD slideshow"! Wow, it turned me on!

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Bald Bishop

A completely shaved cock n’ balls.

She got a little mouthy so I slapped the bad bishop around on her checks a few times.

She loves to worship with the bald bishop.

My bald Bishop was hanging out my gym shorts during that set.

beat the bishop

To manually stimulate the penis with the hand, typically until orgasm. To masturbate. So-called because the foreskin on the uncircumcized penis, when not retracted, is said to resemble a bishop's mitre.

Ma caught Jimbo last night, playing beat the bishop. She opened the door to say 'goodnight' just as he was jizzin' all over the quilt!

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