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Someone who shares the same elimination cycle as you and whom you see regularly at the adjacent urinal.
Also: Bowel Buddy
Hey, Frank, you're becoming a regular bladder buddy since you passed that kidney stone.
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When someone has to pee so bad their bladder literaly explodes.
"Dude, I gotta pee soo bad I'm gonna have a bladder splatter!"
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Freelancer(s) who work from home cannot survive without knowing a bathroom is a few meters away.
This is because they are so used to waiting until the very last moment to use it & seldom have to queue.
As a result of this, even a 10 minute car journey will see them popping-in both before, after & probably also thinking about it somewhere in between.
Do not attempt to initiate stage fright, as it just makes it worse. A Freelancer will still have to go again within the hour.
They: Can you help me carry this suitcase to the car?
Freelancer: Sure thing! Gotta have a quick slash first
They: But you've only just been? You so have a Freelance Bladder!
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During post intercourse, the act of urinating inside the female vagina.
After their hot night of romantic love making, Justin felt the urge to Bladder Bag Jennifer.
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A condition wherein one cannot hold "it" for any length of time and has to constantly urinate. This condition has been known to develop among truckers who after holding it for extended periods eventually lose the ability to hold it at all.
Bob has trucker's bladder- he can't hold it for more than ten minutes.
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After a long night of drinking, the alcohol in your system makes a critical choice the next day, bladder or colon? In this case, the alcohol bitch slaps the bladder then heads for the colon. The result is a doodie infused liquid that is hardly controlable. The remainder of your day is left on or near the toilet. The sneakiness of Bladder Shmadder is overwhelming.
Holy shit Mike, I thought I was just going to fart but it turned out to be Bladder Shmadder! Now it's going to take two days to clean my car.
A derogative name for someone with bad acne.
Gosh- what a bladder face! i dont think that acne will ever go away!