Anyone, (boy or girl) who is solely self defined by being a vegetarian - so much so that they cannot talk about anything else but what they cannot eat. Usually annoying to the rest of the group, the vegemite bland bitch will bring the pot luck party down hard and fast with pastey bean curd contributions. Avoidance is completely necessary in order to be able to talk about other things besides how horrible everyone else is to their bodies.
Oh shit, Karen is coming to the party on Friday.
She's a total vegemite bland bitch
Nakera Bland is fine as hell. She is very smart and nice. Nakera Bland will take no bullshit don't get on her bad side. She is very loyal to her friends and will turn your frown upside down
Jimmy: damn do you see the new girl
John: yeah that's Nakera Bland
Jimmy:she fine as hell
John:don't get on her bad side
the organ that causes hack writers to have banality boners
His writing is the result of an overactive bland gland
The scientific term for the condition where your eyes and brain stop focusing on text properly because the font used is not very good.
Named after the Black version of overused font Arial.
"CAN'T YOU READ THE SIGN!? STOP XEROXING YOUR ARSE WITH THE OFFICE PHOTOCOPIER!"
"I'm sorry, I have Arial Bland. I couldn't read the sign properly because it was in Comic Sans."
"Luke bland" is a boy who like to tongue punch other boys asshole on days that end on a 'Y', also loves receiving a dirty chewbakka
By Ikatam
Luke bland loves a tongue punch
n.
-plain girl
-a boring girl who blends in
-below standard
"You're dating Ann? She's such a bland yam."
A person who is flavorful yet he/she doesn't live to his/her full flavor. This person is exciting but doesn't act on his/her wants or feelings.
She's such bland umami