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A drunk bitch that falls on you at a party and either can't or won't take her limp body off of you.
I so wanted to come help you out with beer pong man, but i was covered by this slut blanket and just couldn't get her off!!
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A negative person who tends to ruin other people's good times.
Don't let Joseph come on the Vegas trip, he's only going to be a wet blanket and take the fun out of everything.
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A sex act: To lie on your partner during intercourse until they pass out, and finishing anyway.
She didn't seem into it, so I hit her with that Jeffey Blanket!
A drunk blanket is that warm feeling u get when your drunk, keeping you warm even if its freezing outside. Or at least helps you forget you are cold.
Girl- Like omg arent you cold wearing just your boxers????
Dude- No bitch i got my drunk blanket on!!!!
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The snake in the blanket is more or less the male version of camel toe. It is when a man's pants are so tight you can clearly make out the outline of his penis and nutsack combo.
A snake in the blanket is very sketchy and can create many awkward situations. Use extreme caution when in the presence of a snake in the blanket, or you may die.
Godamnit! Son of a bitch!!!!
That guy has snake in the blanket!
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An amazing fort made out of sheets, clothes pins and clips inside which you can do a lot of fun things. Like, sleep, colour, cuddle.....Or just sleep. For all ages, irrespective of what people say.
Me : I'm going to build a blanket fort.
Mom : You're too old.
Me : ......*builds blanket fort*
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n. The warm and fuzzy feeling that envelopes one after drinking several beers - especially when one is drinking because it is so damn cold and one can't afford heat.
"The gas has been turned off again so I'm going to cuddle up in a beer blanket."
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