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blue veined log jam

When you are a man and you have sex and a few hours later you have to pee bit the crusty jizz is blockng the way causing a sharp pain.

"Damn man I forgot to clean things off after I banged Sheila last night. Thought I peed glass for second."

"Dude, blue veined log jam... you always forget."

by Leper Khan November 16, 2017


Swaybacked blue veined throbber

A throbbing and painfully erect penis throbbererection

Mindy is such a cock-tease. I went out with her last night and came home with a swaybacked blue veined throbber

by Elvis Wept May 28, 2018


Blue Vein Cheese

The dick cheese found by the giver of a hand or blow job

on a man's erect penis immediately before the act is performed

Most commonly found on uncircumcised penis'

Example 1:Steve, *realising Bob has found his blue vein cheese* :Oh shit... im just gonna wash of the blue vein cheese if thats ok with you

Bob: No no, leave it. I like a little frosting on top..

Example 2: Linda: OMG! I aint touchin you unless you wash off that Blue Vein Cheese!

Greg: Oh...Alright..

by Quack-Mac August 23, 2010


Blue vein throbber

When a guy is so hard that that the vein sticks out and is throbbing

Did u see that guys bulge he had a huge blue vein throbber!!!!

by Beetle!!! March 27, 2022


Blue Veined Meat Roll

Blue Veined Meat Roll is a penis.

I think Bob was trying to serve Becky the Blue Veined Meat Roll for dinner.

by Grandpa Norm March 17, 2023


throbbing blue vein

An erect penis that is about to explode.

He broke the throbbing blue vein off in her.

by Phil Aschio July 29, 2022