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When you're taking a big dump on a toilet, and you're getting a blow job, you have an orgasm in her mouth as you let a turd drop.
Blumpkin
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When your bodacious broad suckles the delectable juices out of your stiff shaft whilst inhaling the wonderful aroma originating from you pinching off a corny load.
Jimmy had a great bout of blumpkin the other day with his grandmother
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While a man is taking a poop and his partner proceeds to give him a blowjob.
"Hey, I really need to go to the bathroom." "Sweet! Can I come give you a blumpkin?!"
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when a girl gives you head while you are taking a shit on the toilet
give me a blumpkin while i drop a deuce
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When you receive head while you are on the toilet taking shit.
Last night my bitch gave me a blumpkin.
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Mythical mischievous woodland creature of medieval lore about three feet tall with pointed shoes, pointed ears and testicles instead of earlobes, with a penis for a nose. It wanders the forest corn holing other woodland creatures and humans whenever possible shooting its green fairy juice in any orifice it can.
By George, Penelope, I do believe I've just been corn holed by a Blumpkin!
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the act of a female performing oral sex on a male while at the same time he is on the toilet taking a crap so he feels 2 great pleasures(only 1 if it is a painful crap or she has braces or 2 if it is both situations. if it is both then you are fucking unlucky)
"Last night I went to Asian party and I shtupped Cindy Kim."
"Get the fuck out!"
"I'm serious! She even gave me a blumpkin."
A what?"
"it's when she gives ya head while your shittin on the toilet."
"Awesome!!!!!!"
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