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Bonnie Situation

When you are already stuck in a particular problematic situation and there is a high risk of being discovered by third parties and it could lead you to embarassment, imprisonment, a smack-around-the-head, grounding, divorce, a severe belt-beating etc. Bonnie Situations can be a psychological burden as you are trying to get out of the situation as quickly as possible before you are discovered - a kinda race-against-the-clock. A Bonnie Situation is more aptly used when a husband is about to be found out doing something wrong by his wife. Only the very focused and quick thinking macks can cooly arise from a Bonnie Situation.

Example 1:
Dude1: Daaamn hombre! Your homegrown marijuana harvest is good this year.
Dude2: Is that your parents car pulling up in the drive way?
Dude1: Shit! Quick! Open the windows, fetch the deodarant spray.
Dude2: We got ourselves a Bonnie Situtation.

Example2:
Jimmie: Now don't you understand that if Bonnie comes home and finds a dead body in her house, I'm gonna get divorced. (....)
(Later on)
Jules: You got to appreciate what an explosive element this Bonnie situation is. If she comes home from a hard day's work and finds a bunch of gangsters doin' a bunch of gansta shit in her kitchen, ain't no tellin' what she's apt to do.

(From the movie, Pulp Fiction)

by NeverMindWho March 1, 2006

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bonny lass

Nice girl.
Bonny. (scottish) slang for nice.
Lass for girl.

ey yer need to get a bonny lass!

by stevegek December 18, 2004

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bonnie the bunny

this for peeps who like bonnie if you're on Xbox bonnies cool he's not that easy or hard this might be the sweetest thing I've ever said but I like his design I (from fnaf 1) I like toy bonnies design (i don't like him) I like bonnie who lost his face( I'm sad he lost it) and I like a rockstar bonnie so ya if your not a bonnie fan get out and people who mess up his design and make him look strong so get out.

a bunny in fnaf named bonnie the bunny who never leaves ur door also jumpscares u often
what dose markipler say about bonnie the bunny "go away nobody likes you"

by Xman 723 bonnie lover October 29, 2020

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Bonny Bear

What idiots called Bon Iver at the 2012 Grammys.

Person 1: Who's Bonny Bear and why did he beat Skrillex and Nicki Minaj?

Person 2: It's BON IVER and they beat them because Bon Iver is much more talented than a multiple personalities psychopath and a person who makes music from windows 95 program sounds.

by Person123456 February 13, 2012

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Bonnie Wright

A British actress. Portrays Ginny Weasley in the Harry Potter films. She doesn't really have that many lines in the films, however her character's involvement grows more beginning in Books 5-6.

Bonnie Wright is an awesome actress!

by artistchick November 12, 2006

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Bonnie&Clyde

a down ass couple that will stay down for each otha NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS.

Ponleu Cookie Keo and Marcel Tyler Watson are like Bonnie&Clyde. hahaha sikeee XD

by Cookieezy November 29, 2007

87๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


bonnie jeanne

bonnie jeanne

A Scottish Lass. Enjoys dancing and the blowing of the wind. She delivers only excellence in the trade of cat milking. Bottling the milk and drops the bottles off on the door steps of under privileged families in nearby villages. I am sure someone of her nature would feel very satisfied knowing more and more people will enjoy the pleasant taste of lucky charms with added feline milk. Walking through the woods late at night she may be found howling at the Moon. Celebrating, always. Enjoys the bagpipes. Likes to be naked - especially in the forest.

Jack- I was awoken last night by some howling and when I looked outside there was a naked lass prancing through the field.

Johnathan- Oh, that's just bonnie jeanne. She gallivants through my neck of the woods sometimes too.

by GlassEyeLady May 13, 2010

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