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A city located in Massachusetts. Only people who live in Boston think that it is better than NYC, when in reality, everyone knows that it doesn't even compare. Boston looks very colonial, and everyone from Boston thinks that they're amazing just because they have good sport teams (and that's all they have, by the way. Oh wait, I forgot about the Boston Tea Party..Woopty Doo.) I don't live in New York OR Massachusetts, but I've been to both plenty of times to know that Massachusetts does not compare to New York. Don't complain that Massachusetts is "Taxachusetts" just because the taxes are high, because New York is one of the most expensive places to live in the United States. And don't brag about the Patriots, because they lost to the New York Giants in Superbowl # 42. But I can tell you one thing, Cape Cod is very nice. Boston however, is rather boring during the day..but fun at night! Everyone in Boston is proud to be Irish, I don't know why they're so god damn proud when most Irish people have the qualities of a ginger..(Freckles, light skin.) Therefore, most people from Boston are proud to have the symptoms of gingervitis I suppose! However, Boston people have hot accents.
Pahk the cah in Havad Yad in Boston.
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A dump of a city in Massachusetts. The Holy Land of massholes everywhere. Boston is the worst (even worse than Connecticut).
Person 1: Oh mannn, the sawx are wicked ahhhsome!
Person 2: Back to Boston from whence you came, idiot.
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fellatio, gettin' some head, gettin' some neck
Ay dawg, man me and this beezy was chillin at my house and she was givin me some boston
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To make all 13 books in a spades game
Player 1: Dang we set
Player 2: That's right...Boston baby!!!!
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A city that really feels like a town full of business people during the day and college kids at night. We're loyal to our teams and will kick your ass or yell at you if you don't love them too. We'll do this either sober or drunken. Most times it's better drunken though. Basically it's really funny to us.
Ok and for another thing: Bostonian's don't say "fookin". That's just stupid. We say things like ya fucken retahded. Let's go to the paahki (a store with alcohol and cigarettes and stuff) instead. We also say things like Whasmattayou? Or what's the matter with you for an outsider. Also, respect that we say the bubblah for water foutain. My college roomate thought that was hillarious. And really, it's not so much funny, as it is just plain right.
Another thing: You only call it Beantown if you're not from there, and if you're getting a ride on a duck boat, don't quack at us. It's wicked anoying. Would you want to be quacked at every day? I don't think so. It's cold here due to the fact that Boston is a freaking wind tunnel so we're already pissed off. So, instead of quacking at us please just buy us one. It would really make the whole situation so much better. Thanks
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a fairly large city of about 600,000, metro area something like 5-6 million, lots of history, very cultured place. one of the oldest cities in america. known for its colleges and distinct neighborhoods and has the biggest construction project in american history (the Big Dig). lots of irish, italians, blacks, vietnamese, cape verdeans, and many others. neighborhoods include east boston, charlestown, north end, downtown, south end, fenway, south boston, back bay, chinatown, dorchester, roxbury, mattapan, roslindale, jamaica plain, hyde park, west roxbury, allston, brighton, mission hill, chestnut hill. bordering cities cambridge, somerville, brookline, quincy are basically part of boston because they are so closely tied to the city itself. lots of shopping & culture downtown/back bay, tons of bars, lots of neat little neighborhoods/villages, and a decent subway system. gets ridiculous snow in the winter and 70s-low 90s in the summer, lots of annoying-ass construction, fire, racial tension in some areas. gets kind of overlooked at times. overall a pretty nice & unique place to live though.
i took the T from chinatown to harvard quare then walked over the charles river to back bay and took the green line to the prudential ctr
then i got drunk off my ass in southie.
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the greatest city on earth, home to the dropkick murphys, berkley college of music, the union oyster house, an infinite amount of bars, and the red sox. nobody here calls it beantown, and we don't say "fookin". we pronounced fuckin more like "feckin". don't try to fake a boston accent in boston, i will instantly be detected and you will get cold stares until you leave. alot of people in boston do not actually have the accent, but we can all recognize it. if you're not irish, it's ok, just make up something about a great-aunt from county shannon and someone'll buy you a round. everyone here's a little bit irish, even the asians. the only time bostonians go on the duck tours is the patriots parades, and none of us ever, ever go on the swan boats. we make up words like you wouldn't believe. at any gathering of bostonians over five people, the "YANKEES SUCK" chant AND the "LET'S GO MURPHYS" chant are obligatory. it doesn't even matter what the occasion is.
"yeah johnny damon left us for new york; irregahdless, YANKEES SUCK. go boston."
"LET'S GO MURPHY'S! this show is wicked pissah, brah. where's my skullcap? get me anothers sams."
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