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While fingering a lady with your pointer finger and middle finger, you insert your ring finger in her bum.
While making out with my lady friend I gave her the old Boy Scout salute.
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Slightly right wing yes, but also a great organization. Since my parents werent big campers, I joined Boy Scouts to learn to camp, backpack etc. It has taught me important life skills. The Boy Scouts have reputation for being freaks which is partially true, there are some oddballs. We are not overly religious
I'm going to the national jamboree!
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A sex act in which numerous men involved in an orgy, simoultaneously ejaculate into a skillet, proceed to cook the concoctution, and serve the resulting dish to a willing recipient.
My English teacher got arressted again after forcing troop 401 to prepare and serve him a boy scout pancake
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Sometime ago: see above.
Modern: An organization which, despite training young Americans many valiable skills and giving many youths an important physical and mental outlet, requires bigotry and ignorance to support.
The Boy Scouts of America outlawed homosexuality due to the great number of young men that experiment while under the relaxed supervision of the scout leaders and senior patrol members, many of whom are under pressure to hide their own curiosities.
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The Boy Scouts of America has procedures to keep females seperated and unequal.
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A heirarchy within an organisation which serves only to reward members by awarding token power, perks or responsibility based on attributes such as age or long service, rather than competency.
Although its name is derived from the award of rank within the Boy Scouts, the Boy Scout Bureaucracy is prevalent in many (usually amateur) groups and organisations, such as church groups, the WI, or any other situation which requires a committee or old age pensioners.
The tough kids always sit at the back of the bus due to the operation of a boy scout bureaucracy.
"Why do I have to clean out the fryers?"
"Because I said so, and I've got 3 stars on my badge and you've only got 2."
The new landlord of the pub wanted to install a jukebox, but the locals wouldn't allow it.
How come that kid always choses the music in the common room?
Dunno, he just does. Boy scout bureauocracy I guess.
"You can't sit there, that's Old Bert's seat."
"I can't see his name on it"
"Move or there'll be troube - he always sits there."
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chinese gangsta that is a member of a boy scout troop and believes it is gangsta to be a boy scout. He would like to hook up with non gangsta girl scouts.
"That kid with the boy scout shirt hanging around his neck is such a changsta!"
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Most people think that they're weak, extremely nerdy, extremely right wing, and help old people cross the stage . HUGE STEREOTYPE. The boy scouts spend their time at camp outs where they cook and clean off plates and silverware that you would NEVER eat off and cook foods over a fire that you would burn your house down if you tried to cook. Also, boy scouts spend their time shooting guns, learning ways to disarm people, learning a million ways to use knifes never how they were intended to use, and burning every thing known to mankind(from frogs to eggs). Also, not all of the people are right wing (me) and a lot of people don't approve of the segregation(once again, me)
Plus, it looks great on your college reports.
stupid person: "Ha, look at that puny boy scout, he's one of them stupid boy scouts of america, he spends his time helping granny's cross the street"
Boy scout's girlfriend: "Are you giving this boy scout a hard time, cause you're still single"
Stupid person: "Ha, you have to be defended by a girl"
Boy scout: "F*** you B***"
Stupid Person: "AUGHHHHHHHHHHHH"(lying on the ground with 3 knifes in him, one tomahawk, and multiple bullet wounds.)
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