The only place u'll come across so many slappers in one building. and tht building is the snob skewl bradford girl's grammar skewl.wooo!!it consists of gay pervert teachers, slappers, bitches,townies, goths, punks and a few people who don't deserve a title. the slappers are the girls who will do w/e on a first date, the bitches think they rule but really they just get in the way!! and suck. the bitches are also posh snobs who think remembering daddy's credit card number will get them into Uni!! townies live on bursary's in this skewl and they try to be anything ther not. the goths are probably the smartist people in this skewl but they have lots of enemies, mostly chavs trying to kill them.punks just try to live without gettin killed.! thats why ther is only a small numbr of them left. the othr people don't have anything worth writin about.
Don't evr send ur kids here they will be emotionally scarrd 4 life and will cum out with an addiction to sex, booze and drugs!! oh and they'll take all ya money
"how was ur day at bradford girls?"
"u no how it is! a few baby's popped out and miss x got arrested for possesion again and bex has HIV. but same old story"
"oh i'm glad u had fun dear"
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A man named Charles Bradford who takes it in the butt.
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The school thatβs in between a crick and a corn field
βI graduated in a class with 50 other kids, and most of them were relatedβ β Oh you went to Northeast Bradford Highschoolβ
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a place where the yee yee boys and the hot cheetos girls come together in one shitty high school.
fights are here often, same with drugs.
βHave you heard about the fight at the bradford high school between tyrone and wyatt?β
βYeah it was over a vape in the boys bathroom.β
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Mrs. Bradford walked into the lan and her breasts were a magnet to Iker's eyes.
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my favorite actor,and the man with the most amazing cheekbones ever created.he is best known for his role as hanschen in the broadway prodution of Spring Awakening.he will also be in the upcoming movies Nick & Nora's Infinite Playlist and Youth In Revolt.he has the coolest fanbase,The Last Ones To The Bridge a.k.a. The Slow Walkers.he hates facebook & blackberries.he is also my husband...he just doesnt know it yet =P
Slow Walker1:I can't believe Jonathan Bradford Wright is leaving SA tonight!
Slow Walker2:Omigod we're ontopic for once!
Slow Walker1:Yeah and those cheekbones are to die for.Wait,*slow walker's name*needs to be here...where is she?!?!
Slow Walker2:*looking at JBW pic* who cares *melts*
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Someone who is physically attractive but suffers from gastrointestinal issues resulting in frequent flatulence.
Hey Brad! Did you see Stacey the other day? She is fucking HOT. How is she still single?
Dude shes a Bradford Pear Tree. She looks fine as hell but no way anyone wants to share a bed with that chick.
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