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Braeden Bowman, from latin words Braedothical Bowmanship, derives from a short man who disappoints his wife sexually due to his girth size.
I know I’m short, but I aint no Braeden Bowman
Someone who loves sharks and Lenovo. Wild Combo!
"That there Braeden Prior sure loves himself a Hammerhead and a Thinkpad. WIld fucker!"
Braeden C is only meant for one girl, and will normally meet his match and that girl will strictly be someone who won him over and made a romantic/perfecting personal connection on him. His girl(who is probably Alyssa and they share a paradise relationship that tends to be for him and her) is going to have to put in a lot of work to keep the relationship alive. He needs to be very considerate of the annoying girls getting on his new girlfriends nerves and realize that they are all sirens. The girl in love with him doesn't mind spoiling him . Braeden C is the type of guy you love to make the effort to because talking to him(and trust me he won't date other girls besides the girl who spoke romance into his life) makes you want to not sleep and return to the church of heaven and ask God to always be together. Talking to him makes you want to look up at the stars and live life without a care in this world. Your going to have to fight off all the women who try to claim him.
There is only one type of girl in the world for this intensely popular Snake guy would normally meet probably when you visited his livestream for the first time. She would be someone who is above him such as in age, name order. Also when he meets the love of his live, they would be a very high zodiac match compatibility. For instance, a Rooster and that is why they fell so in love. Braeden does NOT know how to follow up with people but you fell in love with him and he will just leave all the planning to you. You will enjoy many things about this guy and have to eliminate your rivals. Yet good luck because it will work. Try not to get obsessed with Braeden C because you two have come together in a heavenly match.
the braeden lemasters effect, as in being so in awe of braeden that you have no option but to turn to braedenism. and fold before him.
coined by twitter users @remotedeIuxe and @TMTIOLamps.
perhaps i will convert to braedenism, because braeden has been looking scrumptious lately
A fucking retard who fails all of the easiest classes the school offers, is a dumb jock, except for the fact that he is retarded and got kicked off the team for shitty grades. The only language he understands is football, and nobody likes him, but he still thinks he is the shit. He thinks he is the smartest person in the school and actually has a future for something besides a football coach. One in a while Braeden can be seen in class with his hands down his pants, probably jacking off to another dumb jock.
"See that Braeden over there"
"yeah I fucking hate that stupid retard"