A Brent is a unicorn of a person, someone who comes into your life, and who you never want to let go of.
Meeting a Brent is a game changer. Life with him will be better.
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Airpods: in
FAFSA: spent
Gas Tank: empty
The person I've been texting: ghosted
Iced Coffee: Slurped
Finals: failed
Will to Live: nonexistent
Master race, Fireball Extraordinaire, ex-school of business member, Always down to be turbo
Damn, Brent is having a dumb!
"Can I have 2 Chik-fil-a sandwiches"- Brent
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Brent is the b8tch who broke my heart and said he didn't care about me even though he asked ME out.
Emma Hey look he's so cute what's his name
Lauren oh he's Brent I mean b8tch
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The guy who goes to McDonald's instead of going to church even though the church is right next to McDonalds. But always tries to be friends with popular people.
Brent you need Jesus
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a cocksucking son of a bitch asshole who can't get girls. he needs to grow up.
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