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Guy 1: Brock sucks dick for 2$ tf
Guy 2: ya he’s so fucking gay
Brock: verb \ˈbräk\; To Brock someone is to create a strong verbal agreement over a long period of time with an individual or group and then never follow through. A true Brock is when the "Brocker" does not answer their phone for days and has some wild story as to why they broke their promise.
A term with a hint of endearment often (but not always) attached to it, as it is usually reserved for unreliable friends, but friends nonetheless.
"Zach was supposed to pick us all up to go to the bar, but he brocked us!"
"Where's my weed?"
"Umm... I got brocked..."
"Say whaaaaat?"
"Yea. He took the money and swore he'd be right back!"
Sounds like you're brockin ME!"
Brock sucks. He is a mean female dog who is a player and a great influence for fuck boys. He thinks he is popular and really has no friends.
That girl over there is a Brock
A selfish prick who always thinks of himself first and isn't afraid to hurt you to save himself. He is a narcissistic jerk who may be handsome but is a jerk to everyone.
Oh man that guy is a real Brock.
A very emotional person who always think they are right no matter what. Brock has an issue with very often using the victim card no matter the situation. Brock gets easily triggered/salty and always thinks he's above everyone when he is not.
Look at that sad emo person in the corner, he's definitely a Brock.
A large clot of semen that bursts out of your penis, resulting from masturbating more than three times in the last 24 hours. Results in swelling of the scrotum and painful pissing for the next day.
Max: Dude, I just had my second brock of the day.
Chuck: Shit man, you gotta stop spanking your monkey.