After 6 weeks of asking my girlfriend finally gave me her bronze metal.
It's the third best hole.
It's nice when you get it but it still kinda stinks.
awwe you dirty
Ass
Anal
Butthole
but love
it was one time
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The Bronze Bull is an old system of torture that was made of a hallow she'll of bronze taking on the shape of a bull, the victim was placed inside the bull where he was then locked in the only opening was the snout of the bull. A fire was then lit underneath the bull and the victim was then cooked to death, the opening in the snout was specially designed to sound like the bellowing of a bull when the victim screamed.
I am to be put to death by the bronze bull
when you stick small objects, e.g. cherries or bananas, into your ass and then launch them at something.
"I dated this one chick and she did the most disgusting thing: she gave me a bronze cannon."
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Nickname for American heavyweight boxer, Deontay Wilder.
"The Bronze Bomber was defeated last night by Tyson Fury."
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1. Distant sea-faring cousin to the dreaded brown trout.
2.To take a shit on someone's back as they are sunbathing on the beach.
3. Also the name given to a turd that is floating in a hottub after a night of heavy whiskey drinking.
"Mommy, Daddy passed out in the hot tub again , can I play dolly with his bronze dolphin while he sleeps?"
"where's your bronze dolphin honey?"
"oh, i Left him on grandmas back today at the beach and he melted in the sun."
"We'll, I guess you can play with your father's, but not till after you eat your hotdogs and chilli!"
"yayyyyyyy!!!!!!"
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when you anally fist someone with diarrhea and you pull your arm out and its covered you from your wrist, up with poo. looking like a bronze gauntlet.
i was grossed out last night when i fisted mary and she gave me a bronze gauntlet.
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The act of defecating on another person, usually for sexual gratification, or as a way of humiliation.
Do you need me to give you a bronze bath?
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