Bed Browsing

Browsing for a random persons bed to sleeping in. Knowing the person is not necessary.

Cara: "Where are you sleeping tonight?"
Ali: "I don't know yet, I'll probably just end up bed browsing."

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browsing history

When you walk into a public bathroom and even though the toilets are clean the whole place smells like the shits that people before you took.

Person 1: Hey did you smell that awful stench coming from the bathroom?
Person 2: Yeah, but the toilets had nothing in them.
Person 1: Guess it has one hell of a browsing history.

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Browse by letter

The second most pointless feature on UrbanDictionary.

Only short survey is more pointless than Browse by letter.

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Shoulder browse

When someone is looking at a screen, notebook, newspaper etc) over the main user's shoulder or from the side.

It can be with or without consent.

To peek, glance, look slyly

Husband: Shop shoulder browsing me, I am not looking at dirty pics!
Wife: well I have to make sure, dont I?

OR

Jim: Man we should check this bar out. The ambiance looks great in the photos.
Ross: Gimme the laptop, let me see.
Jim: Come over here and see (shoulder browse). I am not handing you my precious laptop!

OR

Rachel: Mommy! she keeps shoulder browsing me and wont let me read my email in private.
Sarah: She is emailing to boys from her phone!
Mom: Sarah leave her alone! Rachel you know I have the password to your email so keep it clean.

OR

"Dude I totally shoulder surfed this test" (cheated by looking at other's tests)

OR

When a person sitting next to you in a bus, airplain etc reads your magazine, newpaper.

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browsing tools

Tools that are handy for purpose of browsing

The browsing tools proved to be extremely helpful.

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Just browsing

What you tell a crossing guard when you go to the parent pick up line at a school and they ask which is yours.

Child rapist: *Pulls up next to crossing guard in the parent pick up line*
Crossing guard: Which one is yours?
Child rapist: Oh I'm just browsing.

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Back-seat Browsing

An annoying twat who sits behind you just watching you browse the internet or my documents. Anything. Anything they can get their watchful eyes onto. This could be you brother, your best friend or a stranger at the libary.

Person 1: What's Tim doing.

Person 2: oh he's just Back-seat Browsing on Percy over there.

Person1: Does Percy know?

Person 2: Hell no man, otherwise he would be so pissed.

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